QUOTE (Jonathan Wienke @ Oct 18 2009, 11:44 AM)

Ahh...that brings back not-so-fond memories of cutting, hauling, and stacking firewood--my dad and I clear-cut 6 acres of woods one summer. I became an expert chain saw operator long before I was old enough to drive, and can pontificate eruditely at length on the difficulties of splitting elm and oak wood vs. pine, maple, or poplar. The price of the firewood may seem outrageous, but in many instances one can get a better return on one's effort going door to door selling chicken necks...
Ah, you sissies with your chain saws. When I was a kid (1950s) we were still cutting wood with a double-handed cross-cut saw, and bucksaws. The only think I hated more was hoeing the garden. It all sounds so bucolic and environmentally correct now, but it was one of the things that drove me to a career that would not involve such things...
When I was in the Army (1966), after AIT, the powers-that-be at Fort Benjamin Harrison, Ind., decided that those of us who were waiting to ship out could be usefully put to work cutting trees on what was rumored to be the planned second nine holes of the golf course. Then one day, we were all loaded into trucks, driven back to the barracks, and told that we were being given an advance on our leave for anyone who wanted to go home for a few days. I was out of there like a hot desert wind...and heard later that on the day we were picked up, and taken back, some city kid with a chainsaw had dropped the top half of a dead tree on himself, and either killed or crippled himself. Don't know if it was true, but the clearing work was being so incompetently done, I didn't doubt it. I'm not sure, but chainsaws may be the most dangerous device ever invented by mankind (I have two of them), unless it's the tractor or some other farm implement.