I can easily understand why it should puzzle you that a person of my intelligence, I.Q. 207 super genius, should devote his valuable time chasing this ridiculous road runner, this bird that appears to be so skinny, scrawny, stringy, unappetizing, anemic, ugly and misbegotten. Ah, but how little you know about road runners. Actually, the road runner is to the taste buds of a coyote, what caviar, champagne, filet mignon and chocolate fudge are to the taste buds of a man.

~Wile E. Coyote

Many of us that frequent this site grew up being entertained by a series of Looney Tunes cartoon characters. Among the most famous of these characters were The Road Runner and Wile E. Coyote. Episode after episode Wile E. Coyote would use absurdly complex contraptions and intricate plans to pursue his quarry. Of course the clever Roadrunner would allude his best efforts and escape to live another day. As it turns out theGreater Roadrunnerreally does exist and his home is North Americas great Sonor...